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In response to [livejournal.com profile] rabidchild67's intriguing post on the damage she's inflicted on poor, poor Neal Caffrey, I took a stroll through my own masterlist. The results (under the cut) were intriguing:



Headcold x2
Suicide
Tortured to death
Death x3
Rape x4
Beating
Cancer x2
Nightmares x8
Turned into a tree
Turned into a dog
Tasered
Threatened with castration (okay, he was a dog)
PTSD x3
Brain Freeze
Pneumonia
Gun Shot Wound
Hearing loss



What surprises me is how much physical whump I've actually written considering that I definitely prefer psychological damage.

Date: 2012-06-12 02:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidchild.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, i'm just mesmerized by that new photo in your header...

Date: 2012-06-12 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidchild.livejournal.com
Literally. That zipper is looking stressed.

Date: 2012-06-12 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rabidchild.livejournal.com
Literally laughing out loud.

Date: 2012-06-12 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-fangeek.livejournal.com
What RC just said. LOL.

Date: 2012-06-12 03:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] traintracks.livejournal.com
Oh man, I snorted!

He is BURSTING out of those pants like the Hulk! Except the Hulk never did burst out of his pants like he ought to have. And then he was in new ones -- often completely different pants, new color and everything -- when he turned back. As a child, I was never suspicious of this.

But anyway!!

He's delicious. But I don't even think the straining dick is what I like the best. It's an overall feeling -- the sunglasses, the hands, the color of the suit, the lack of tie, the camera angle...and then YES, the Kraken.

Just, whoa Bomer. Gonna hurt DeKay some day with that, you stand so damned close.

Date: 2012-06-12 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lauracollared.livejournal.com
omg I never looked at this pic so big. Am I completely crazy that I feel like I can see a completely clear outline of his balls and dick up and to the left? I mean like CLEAR AS DAY. JFC I want to cry, it's so beautiful. lol.

Date: 2012-06-13 12:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lauracollared.livejournal.com
Un-fucking-believable. Wow.

Date: 2012-06-12 02:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonia6349.livejournal.com
Excuse me? Um, could list the raped Neal stories? *scurries away*

Date: 2012-06-12 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] traintracks.livejournal.com
Sonia, don't feel bad. I was going to ask her to do the same thing. ;-)

Date: 2012-06-12 03:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonia6349.livejournal.com
Twisted minds think alike :)

Date: 2012-06-12 02:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladyrose42.livejournal.com
Is the question answered? Does his package go to the right or the left? You know there is one photo where the zip is unzipped but alas nothing revealed. Think I missed the "turned into a tree" story. So are you fishing for more ideas for physical whumpee for Neal or truly just reflecting?!

Date: 2012-06-12 03:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] embroiderama
An excellent list AND an excellent picture! :D

I'm going to do this meme multi-fannishly, as soon as I can type up what I've just tallied on paper. LOL

Date: 2012-06-12 05:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brabbel.livejournal.com
Love that list, thank you! - now, if I just knew which story featured which kind of whump... especially the cancer and the ptsd... but I don't remember reading about a shattered wrist, either... *sighs

Date: 2012-06-13 01:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] winterstar95.livejournal.com
Seriously now I get why I couldn't view this at work. Lordy, that is one significant photo.

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