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In response to
rabidchild67's intriguing post on the damage she's inflicted on poor, poor Neal Caffrey, I took a stroll through my own masterlist. The results (under the cut) were intriguing:
Headcold x2
Suicide
Tortured to death
Death x3
Rape x4
Beating
Cancer x2
Nightmares x8
Turned into a tree
Turned into a dog
Tasered
Threatened with castration (okay, he was a dog)
PTSD x3
Brain Freeze
Pneumonia
Gun Shot Wound
Hearing loss
What surprises me is how much physical whump I've actually written considering that I definitely prefer psychological damage.
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Headcold x2
Suicide
Tortured to death
Death x3
Rape x4
Beating
Cancer x2
Nightmares x8
Turned into a tree
Turned into a dog
Tasered
Threatened with castration (okay, he was a dog)
PTSD x3
Brain Freeze
Pneumonia
Gun Shot Wound
Hearing loss
What surprises me is how much physical whump I've actually written considering that I definitely prefer psychological damage.
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Date: 2012-06-12 02:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 02:23 pm (UTC)He's just about bursting at the seams.
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Date: 2012-06-12 02:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 02:26 pm (UTC)"LOOK AT MY BALLS, YE FANGIRLS AND DESPAIR!"
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Date: 2012-06-12 02:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 02:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 03:02 pm (UTC)He is BURSTING out of those pants like the Hulk! Except the Hulk never did burst out of his pants like he ought to have. And then he was in new ones -- often completely different pants, new color and everything -- when he turned back. As a child, I was never suspicious of this.
But anyway!!
He's delicious. But I don't even think the straining dick is what I like the best. It's an overall feeling -- the sunglasses, the hands, the color of the suit, the lack of tie, the camera angle...and then YES, the Kraken.
Just, whoa Bomer. Gonna hurt DeKay some day with that, you stand so damned close.
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Date: 2012-06-12 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-13 12:06 am (UTC)He's pretty damn close to bursting that zipper.
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Date: 2012-06-13 12:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 02:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 02:57 pm (UTC)Even the Stars Are Not Safe in Heaven
(I forgot to note all of the other trauma to Neal in that fic...will edit list)
Wash The Sins Away
A Creature Feature
and I missed this one from the tally:
Bruises and Regrets
Enjoy!
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Date: 2012-06-12 03:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 03:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 02:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-12 03:44 pm (UTC)The turned into a tree story is The Humble Woodsman and the Magical Tree.
Prompts are welcome, particularly on my HC bingo card post!
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Date: 2012-06-12 03:13 pm (UTC)I'm going to do this meme multi-fannishly, as soon as I can type up what I've just tallied on paper. LOL
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Date: 2012-06-12 05:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-06-13 01:31 am (UTC)