elrhiarhodan

Thank you for signing up for the Star Wars Smut Wars exchange. I hope you find this match a low-stress/high-creativity endeavor.

Most of this "Dear Author Letter is a duplication of what I put into the DNW section of my Sign Up Request, but I’d like to explain how my request is structured and give you a bit more insight into who I am as a fan and a smutlover.

I’m a gray-hair’d old lady fan who first saw Star Wars in 1977 in the movie theater, and in 1983, the year I graduated high school, I saw Return of the Jedi 17 times. I was a "Luke Girl" as opposed to a "Han Girl", but nowadays, am really an "Obi-Wan Girl". But until I saw the last ep season 2 of The Mandalorian, I had no interest in the Star Wars fandom.

I started out with Din/Luke, but eventually migrated over to Qui/Obi because all my fannish loves have always centered around Older Man/Younger Man with a deep competency kink (to wit, White Collar, The Flash, Morse’verse, Kingsman).

About my requests

I have three sets of requests, which are structured around my fannish interests.

Request #1 is The Prequels Era

Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Rael Averross/Qui-Gon Jinn/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Rael Averross/Qui- Gon Jinn
Rael Averross/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Rael Averross/Dooku
Rael Averross/Luke Skywalker
Dooku/ Qui-Gon Jinn
Dooku/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Bail Organa/Breha Organa/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi/ Tentacles
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Solo: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker/Quinlan Vos
Solo: Anakin Skywalker
Solo: Luke Skywalker
Solo: Leia Organa
Solo: Han Solo
Poe Dameron/Finn

Request #2 is centered around the Original Trilogy, The Mandalorian and The Book of Boba Fett

Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker
Lando Calrissian/Luke Skywalker
Poe Dameron/Luke Skywalker
Solo: Luke Skywalker
Lando Calrissian/Poe Dameron/Luke Skywalker
Chewbacca/Han Solo
Boba Fett/Luke Skywalker
Din Djarin/Boba Fett/Luke Skywalker
Lando Calrissian/ Boba Fett/Luke Skywalker
Boba Fett/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Wedge Antilles/Luke Skywalker
Wedge Antilles/Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Wedge Antilles/Lando Calrissian/Luke Skywalker
Solo: Lando Calrissian
Solo: Padmé Amidala
Solo: Poe Dameron
Solo: Obi-Wan Kenobi

As you can see, there’s a few requests that crossed the streams - I’ve got a solo: Padmé Amidala in Request #2 and Poe Dameron/Finn in Request #1. Just to make things interesting 😉.

Request #3 is for all of my DirtyBadWrong and Dead Dove Do Not Eat requests, proudly filled with incest ships and other ships I’m only mildly embarrassed by.

Obi-Wan Kenobi/Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader
Anakin Skywalker/Luke Skywalker
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Darth Vader
Anakin Skywalker/Mace Windu
Leia Organa/Anakin Skywalker
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker/Luke Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi/Xanatos
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Original Male Imperial Officer
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Wilhuff Tarkin
Wedge Antilles/ Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker
Solo: Luke Skywalker
Solo: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Note - With the Solo: Luke Skywalker and the Solo: Obi-Wan Kenobi, feel free to give free rein to their dirtiest, most transgressive fantasies.

Do Not Wants If You’ve Been Matched On Request #1 or #2

Kinky stuff I do not want

Pee/Scat/Vomit/Blood Play
Verbal and Situational Humiliation
Guro/Gore
Castration
Crucifixition
Discipline Spanking/Punishment intended as humiliation
Infantalization
Pedophilia
Feminization of Masculine Characters
Lactation Kink
Pain Play
Medical Torture
Drugging
Violent Rape
Murder

Story Turn-Offs – Things That I Don't Want in the Story

Turning to Sith
Non-Sith character is secretly already or was always a Sith (unless that way in canon)
Racism
Anti-Semitism (using Anti-Semitic tropes)
Homophobia
Transphobia
Verbal Humiliation
Disrespect to former partners/love interests
Reader inserts
Gender swaps (please keep characters their canon genders)
Cheating or adultery (consensual non-monogamy is fine)
Unhappy/Unsatisfying endings

Do Not Wants If You’ve Been Matched On Request #3

My DNWs are much more limited here:

Kinky stuff I do not want

Pee/Scat/Vomit/Blood Play
Verbal and Situational Humiliation
Discipline Spanking/Punishment intended as humiliation Pedophilia
Pain Play Drugging Violent Rape

Story Turn-Offs – Things That I Don't Want in the Story

Racism
Anti-Semitism (using Anti-Semitic tropes)
Homophobia
Transphobia
Verbal Humiliation
Reader inserts
Gender swaps (please keep characters their canon genders)

I understand that story wants/likes/prompts are unenforceable, but I thought I’d give you and idea of what cranks my engine regardless of the Request we’ve been matched on:

Kinky Things I Love

Voyeurism - Whether it’s consensual or not. Being forced to watch. Watching someone have solo sex. Having solo sex while watching.
Sensation Play - hot/cold, mild electrical shock, feather/fur, consensual tickling, balms, salves
Binding/Bondage - Ropework, corsets, cock rings, nipple rings, cuffs (even Force-inhibitors), gags, blindfolds.
Impact play - whips, flogging, spanking
Pervertibles - Yes, use that cock-shaped lightsaber as a dildo
Dirty Talk - As long as you don’t go down the humiliation rabbit hole. Please don’t use "whore, slut, cunt" etc. If denigrating someone’s sexual desire is your dirty-talk vocabulary, you can scratch this off the list. Think about praise instead of denigration, maybe?
Overwhelming - Stuffing your partner’s parts - Check! Dildo and penis - Check! Orgasm denial - Check! String of Pearls - - Check! Tentacles - CHECK!!!!

Story Stuff I Love

Even though I’ve put Daddy Kink and Infantization in my DNW, I really do love my age gap ships. And the bigger the better. I love when the younger partners shine (although plot really isn’t relevant in this exchange).

Competency. I love characters being really good at their thing.

Love. I love characters falling in love. Yeah, this is all about the porn, but love makes things all the more satisfying.

Anyway, I love AUs, and don’t need a GFFA setting or a non-canon/Legends GFFA setting. You want to go modern Earth setting, I’m cool with that. You want to write something historic, sweet! No crossovers, though. I’d rather not give you a list of fandoms I don’t want to see.

Thank you! I hope you have fun writing and I look forward reading.

Best, Elrhiarhodan