The latte cracked me up, and your inclusion of every possible kink (forearms, glasses, holster, mole) I though you showed admirable restraint in not working the riding crop in there somehow! I hope the return itinerary was not taken from your personal experience, or the TSA groper for that matter! Thanks for making me cry with laughter on a Friday night.
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Date: 2013-10-26 01:48 am (UTC)