Help Me Pick a Meme

My brain is slowly coming back on line for work stuff, but writing is kind of slow and sludgy. I figure that a good writing meme would take care of that. We've got a few choices:

1 - The A/U's I'll Never Write meme: Give me an A/U and I'll write a few paragraphs about a story that I may or may not write.

2 - The Tropes Meme: Pick a trope from the list and I write some comment fic for you.

3 - DVD Commentary Meme: Not a fic writing meme, but I'll answer all questions about my fic.

4 - The First Five People Get a Ficlet Meme: The first five responders get to leave me a prompt and a pairing and I'll write a ficlet. It's going to be just the first five, no extras this time around.

5 - The Unwritten Story Meme: You give me a situation, and I'll write just a single sentence about it.

DW users can express their preferences in the comments, LJ users will have a poll.

You can pick more than one, btw.

Post Ep Dish - S4.12 - Brass Tacks

Hiya folks and welcome to the 2013 Edition of the White Collar Post Ep Dish.

Due to circumstances beyond my control (and a week-long hospital stay), I wasn’t able to do the Dish for last week’s mid-season premier, Family Business, but I do have to say I loved it. Even the week caper had its undeniable charms. Both jrosemary and rabidchild67 did excellent reviews (First Thoughts and Rabid Squee, respectively). I suggest you head on over to White Collar Fixation and check out their reviews.

I have to admit, I am exhausted, so this Dish this week is a short collection of mostly random thoughts. I have high hopes for the episode, particularly since we’ve got ...

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