Keller Fest at White Collar Fixation

Over at White Collar Fixation, our favorite casually murderous con man, Matthew Keller has dropped by to answer all of your troublesome life questions in his new column, "Ask Uncle Matty".

He wasn't planning on making this a regular feature, but given the overwhelming response here at the White Collar Fixation vacation headquarters, the questions are pouring in (many by carrier pigeon). Matty has promised to answer as many as he can.

Keller Fest at White Collar Fixation

Over at White Collar Fixation, our favorite casually murderous con man, Matthew Keller has dropped by to answer all of your troublesome life questions in his new column, "Ask Uncle Matty".

He wasn't planning on making this a regular feature, but given the overwhelming response here at the White Collar Fixation vacation headquarters, the questions are pouring in (many by carrier pigeon). Matty has promised to answer as many as he can.

White Collar Madlibs - He Had Enough Moisture To Make That Happen?

Title: He had enough moisture to make that happen?
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Peter Burke, Garrett Fowler, Neal Caffrey (plus Brad the Douchebag from Hard Sell)
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: 2.09 - Point Blank
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: THIS IS MADLIBS. CANON IS ABUSED.
Summary: Four grown women, overdosing on ice cream and cake. (Ice cream and cakey-cake). And strawberries. And chocolate fondue. This is what happens. Many thanks to my partners in crime: jrosemary, rabidchild67, doctor_fangeek for their [adverb] [adjective] [plural nouns].


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( Pointed me right to the CEO of Uncle Matty Enterprises. So I tracked him down…  )

White Collar Madlibs - He Had Enough Moisture To Make That Happen?

Title: He had enough moisture to make that happen?
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Peter Burke, Garrett Fowler, Neal Caffrey (plus Brad the Douchebag from Hard Sell)
Fandom: White Collar
Spoilers: 2.09 - Point Blank
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: THIS IS MADLIBS. CANON IS ABUSED.
Summary: Four grown women, overdosing on ice cream and cake. (Ice cream and cakey-cake). And strawberries. And chocolate fondue. This is what happens. Many thanks to my partners in crime: jrosemary, rabidchild67, doctor_fangeek for their [adverb] [adjective] [plural nouns].


______________________


( Pointed me right to the CEO of Uncle Matty Enterprises. So I tracked him down…  )