I Blame it on the Pink

[elrhiarhodan]

I think it's because I'm not wearing black today (well, except for my watch, my shoelaces and my underpants), but my thoughts were definitely on the bizarre side this morning.

A random sample:

"I'm running late, so let's take the route to the highway with the most lights and make sure we're behind drivers who don't believe in making a right on red when there's no on-coming traffic." Yes, that's literally what I was thinking as I stopped for the sixth traffic light.

I'm wearing something that's not my winter coat, so I'm humming, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty." I catch a glimpse of my face framed by wispy gray hair and think, "NO."

It's Wednesday, and that means two things: It's HUMPPPPPPPPPPPPP DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (earworms you for that Geico commercial) and Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel. At 7:32 AM, I wanted chocolate soft serve with extra sprinkles.

Passing the Bekins Van Lines truck, which has the annoying "How's My Driving" sign pasted on the back. "Like an asshole." Actually, I was thinking that he was driving like Michael Schumacher, but that was mean.

Passing by the time and temperature sign, which read 31 degrees, I had to wonder if there was more snow in forecast, and if so, who do I need to call to stop this. Then I remembered that it was supposed to be over sixty today and I wanted to know who I needed to call to stop that.

Apparently, "Box of Birds" is New Zealand slang for feeling very good. Why?

And of course, the ever confounding, eternal question:

Why is Matt Bomer so pretty?

Comments

[dizzydrea.livejournal.com]

Some random thoughts from my morning:

I went through three tops this morning before I finally found one that didn't make me feel meh. Trouble is, it's a sweater and now I'm sitting here sweating. I can't win.

And this week the traffic has been so light I keep wondering where everyone is and if I've somehow missed a memo. I mean, our company didn't let that many people go, did they?

And if they really did let that many people go, where are all these people asking for office space coming from? Are we cloning people in the lab and no one told me?

And that's not even mentioning the monsoon I drove home through the last couple of nights. It's April, for crying out loud, and it feels like January outside. WTH, Mother Nature?

So yeah, must be a Wednesday thing...

[elrhiarhodan]

But is your sweater pink?

[dizzydrea.livejournal.com]

Actually, it's this really rich aubergine color. But it's a wool blend, so it's a little itchy in addition to being entirely too warm. Should have known better than to wear it, but in my defense, it is freaking cold outside. How was I to know that the temperature in my office would be a balmy 74 when I arrived? /rolls eyes/ I'm telling you... it's Wednesday.

[elrhiarhodan]

HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelita26]

If your company is cloning people, then I'd like to officially put in my request for a Matt Bomer. Please and thank you. :)

[leonie-alastair.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[elrhiarhodan]

Can I put in an order for my very own TDK, complete with mole?

[dizzydrea.livejournal.com]

My guys like me, so I'll see what I can do. Might even ask for one myself. ;)