Just for Hallowe'en

[elrhiarhodan]

Spotted in the counter bin at Michael's recently:



Alas, they were soft and spongy. And I don't mean like the top of a newborn baby's head. I mean soft and spongy like the zucchini that's been in the vegetable bin for too long.

Comments

[elrhiarhodan]

I don't think they were dog toys - too soft, too easily ripped. And those eyes were only glued on.

I'mma sticking with cock socks!

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

Don't the Internets have some ... thing where you can identify what a photo is of? I'm sure I've read about something like that. You can tell I'm burning to know.

[elrhiarhodan]

Sincerely, I think it was simply a child's toy. Michael's is a crafts chain store, and I think this was something a kid picked up, Mom said (most emphatically), NO, and left them in the impulse candy bin at the register.

I may go over to michaels at lunch and see if they have them, still.

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

CRAFTS? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE OUT OF THEM THEM?

[elrhiarhodan]

Well, I'm thinking about ...

(A certain actor, a certain role)

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

OH, UM. (WORK, AH, GRINDS TO A HALT. CANNOT. STOP. LOOKING.)

Thanks, bb!

[elrhiarhodan]

Hee! Nothing like a little Bomeritis to bring the world to a halt!

[elainasaunt.livejournal.com]

OOOH COOKIE. MMMMWAH!