You're definitely not a moron. But you're welcome anyway. :)

And since I can't leave well enough alone, here are photos of Matt and Simon both wearing the original shirt in question. Blue and white gingham, no black stripe...

On Matt...

...and on Simon at the premiere.

So there.

(Posting links instead of embedding because I've been on the 'net for so long that I still can't steal bandwidth. Back in the olden days, this was a sin.)