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elrhiarhodan ([personal profile] elrhiarhodan) wrote2014-04-02 11:36 am

I Blame it on the Pink

I think it's because I'm not wearing black today (well, except for my watch, my shoelaces and my underpants), but my thoughts were definitely on the bizarre side this morning.

A random sample:

"I'm running late, so let's take the route to the highway with the most lights and make sure we're behind drivers who don't believe in making a right on red when there's no on-coming traffic." Yes, that's literally what I was thinking as I stopped for the sixth traffic light.

I'm wearing something that's not my winter coat, so I'm humming, "I feel pretty, oh so pretty." I catch a glimpse of my face framed by wispy gray hair and think, "NO."

It's Wednesday, and that means two things: It's HUMPPPPPPPPPPPPP DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! (earworms you for that Geico commercial) and Wednesday is Sundae at Carvel. At 7:32 AM, I wanted chocolate soft serve with extra sprinkles.

Passing the Bekins Van Lines truck, which has the annoying "How's My Driving" sign pasted on the back. "Like an asshole." Actually, I was thinking that he was driving like Michael Schumacher, but that was mean.

Passing by the time and temperature sign, which read 31 degrees, I had to wonder if there was more snow in forecast, and if so, who do I need to call to stop this. Then I remembered that it was supposed to be over sixty today and I wanted to know who I needed to call to stop that.

Apparently, "Box of Birds" is New Zealand slang for feeling very good. Why?


And of course, the ever confounding, eternal question:

Why is Matt Bomer so pretty?



[identity profile] ladyrose42.livejournal.com 2014-04-02 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
enjoy the odds thoughts!

yesterday mine were:

why did my DH not know which MD office to go to and why is GPS screwing it up, and now we have more twenty questions to answer at doctor's office and late for the appointment. (so far he's good)

civilization to my DH means KFC, so why did he pass it when done at MD. Instead he's goes to Burger King. He's been up since at least 3AM and it;s 2PM, so my mind choice of lunch at real restaurant is kept in my mind

OnDemand Comcast is offering it's Wathathon free for a week, and trying to watch some episodes and what is all the violence and female nudity??

The bills are all paid. YEAH! Wait is there enough in the checking account without transferring funds????

Visit LNS (local needlepoint shop) and pick up latest hot project (one of a million)

WTF? Both the Yankees and Phillies lose.