Oh. My. G*D. I can't believe you managed to work BOB ROSS plausibly into a White Collar fic. *Bows in awe* I hadn't thought about that show in years.... I was a PBS junkie when I was a kid, but he always kinda freaked me out a bit, with the 'happy little -blank-s' and wierd dreamy humming thing he did sometimes.....*Shrugs*

This was awesome. Your stoned out of his head Neal is one of the best I've read. I love the bit where Peter is plotting all the teasing to come.*G*