Title: Just a Lesbian from Oregon
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPF
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character), Matt/Simon
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~400
Summary: Matt has a very particular taste in clothes.

A/N: Not quite the usual bus ride to Hell. Maybe we're just going to to the Cherry Hill Mall, instead.

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(  There’s a pattern here, one that included a lot of right angles. )

Title: Springtime in New York
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Written For: MMOM 2013
Prompt: Lick
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character) (Matt/Simon, Matt/Tim)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~500
Summary: Matt has a little time to kill on his first morning back in New York.

A/N: Let’s ride that RPS bus straight to hell!

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(  Matt stretched out on the sheets, enjoying the morning sunlight as it filtered through the trees and into his tiny bedroom.  )

Title: Summer Colds are the Worst - A Snugglicious Fic
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer (as fictional characters)
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: So much unremitting schmoopy fluff that you just might get massive cavities. And since this is RPF, you know that you're going to hell.
Word Count: ~800
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Matty miserable - he has a bad very cold. His good buddy, Tim, comes to the rescue.

Author's Note: I wrote this ages ago, for coffeethyme4me. She had a bad summer cold and needed some comforting of the RPF variety. I thought it too schmoopy to post, but with the release of the iSnuggles vid, how could I hold back?

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( Matt pressed the end call button on his phone, disconnecting from Simon. He wasn't going to head back to California this weekend, he was too damn sick. )

Title: Things You Can’t Unsee
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: All as fictional characters: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer, Simon Halls, Matt/Simon, implied Matt/Tim
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~400
Beta Credit: None
Summary: Come join me in a brief detour to RPS hell. Originally written for my bestie, coffeethyme4me, for the Tropes Meme I did back in September, the prompt says it all: "You weren't meant to hear/see that."

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( Tim knew it was inevitable that when you did nude scenes, pictures of your naked body were going to show up on the Internet. )

Title: Even If The Stars Have Made Us Blind
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Tim/Matt
Spoilers: S4.09 – Gloves Off
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~1000
Beta Credit: jrosemary
Summary: Let's all go off to RPS hell together. The boys are on set and filming the fight scenes (all three of them) for the ninth episode of the season, Gloves Off. Matt’s more than a little excited by the constant physical contact with his lover, Tim. But sometimes, real life intrudes, and their pleasure is delayed by a little unnecessary angst. But doesn’t that make it all the sweeter?

Written for Day Three of my Fic-Can-Ukah 2012 Meme, for theatregirl7299, who asked for Tim/Matt - The Expectation of Pleasure. Title from Annie Lennox's "Stay By Me".

A/N: Let’s assume that Tim and Matt’s spouses are well aware of the guys’ relationship and have given them their blessing, because what happens in New York, stays in New York.

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(  Matt’s glad that the insurance company is making them wear the groin guards - or whatever those things that boxers wore - even though this isn't a real boxing match.  )

Title: Five Times Tim DeKay Touched Matt Bomer's Ass
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: R (Sexual content, but no graphic descriptions)
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), other people associated with White Collar, Magic Mike, and other movies and television shows, as fictional characters.
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~4000
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Seriously - five times that Tim DeKay touched Matt Bomer's (perfect) ass.

Written for Promptfest VII, for coffeethyme4me’s prompt – “Peter touches Neals’s ass”. I went RPS and then very literal.

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(  Technically, Tim didn't touch Matt's ass. He had just rested his hand at the small of the other man's back as they were walking down the stairs on the White Collar office set - one of the walk-and-talks that were quickly becoming a hallmark of the show. )

There are a million reasons to love Matt Bomer, but his absolute decency tops them all. In an interview with Marc Malkin for E!Online, he talks about publically acknowledging that he is gay.

"But there were times I chose not to relegate my history to the back page of a magazine, which to me is sort of akin to putting your biography on a bathroom wall."

Not that he dismisses the importance of being an out actor.

"I had somebody from the military approach me a few weeks ago just saying how this helps people, affects people," Bomer said. "It brought me to tears."

I go so far as to suggest that he could be saving young gay people's lives. "I hope so," he said. "They need saving, certainly in this day and age as much as ever—no matter how much we think we've progressed."

Read the rest of this amazing interview here

Honestly, I don't know which picture makes me more excited:

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Title: Hush
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 026 – Quiet
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Tim/Matt
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic, Nipple!Play
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Completely shameless PWP, there really is just no other summary for this. And once again, thanks to coffeethyme4me for the hint on how to take this prompt.

A sequel to Morning Has Broken and A Highly Inappropriate Distraction, Tender is the Night, and Hungry Like the Wolf.

(  It took them a few days to get back to this point. Matt was never precisely angry about that public spanking (and it was only one smack, really), it just bothered him. )

Title: Hungry Like The Wolf
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 014 – Head
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Matt, Tim/Matt
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Tim can no longer compartmentalize after Mattie shares his fantasies.

A sequel to Morning Has Broken and A Highly Inappropriate Distraction, and Tender is the Night.

(  It had been three days since Mattie had shared his dirty fantasy. )

Title: Tender is the Night
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 013 – Tender
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character) Matt, Tim/Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Tim is both aroused and troubled by Matt’s fantasies. A sequel to Morning Has Broken and A Highly Inappropriate Distraction.

(  Tim listens, appalled and more aroused than he’s ever been in his life as Mattie tells him all about his dirty fantasy.  )

Title: A Highly Inappropriate Distraction
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 012 – Rough
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character) Matt, Tim/Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 1000, Exactly
Summary: A sequel to yesterday’s smutty amuse-bouche, Morning Has Broken. Matt can’t get the morning’s fantasy out of his head and everyone is concerned about his distracted behavior on set.

A/N: A much belated birthday present fic for my friend elainasaunt, who was just the tiniest bit miffed at the brevity of yesterday’s ficlet. Sorry I couldn’t work “green” into this story. :D

(  Matt should have known better. This morning’s interlude left a permanent impression on his psyche. )

Title: Morning Has Broken
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 011 – Mellow
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character) Matt, Tim/Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Matt enjoys waking up.

(  The morning sun coming through the window made him mellow – mellower than a night of spectacularly illicit sex. )

Title: Answers of the Heart - Chapter Five
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer (as imaginary characters)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~700
Summary: Continues the story and events from Three Chapters in an Epic Never Written and The Fourth Chapter. Written for Day Seven of the Eight Days of Fic-can-ukah, for coffeethyme4me. Her prompt was, "There Are Some Answers You Should Know By Heart".

( Tim leaves Matt sleeping in his bed and goes to the bathroom to wash away the stains of the night. )

Title: In the heart of your heart
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: G
Characters/Pairings: Matt Bomer, Simon Halls, Matt/Simon
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: RPF
Word Count: ~350
Summary: Simon has a sweet surprise waiting for Matt.

(  There's a small crowd waiting outside the studio - and when he comes out, they burst into spontaneous applause.  )

Title: Truth or Dare
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Willie Garson, Sharif Adkins, Marsha Thomason, Tiffani Thiessen, Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay, Tim/Matt
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Skin, Tongue Fucking
Word Count: ~1100
Summary: You should never play Truth or Day with your work colleagues. Not if you want to keep your sanity.

(  It was one of those Friday nights - the crazy kind that seem to happen once or twice a season when everybody's in town and at loose ends. )

Title: A Solitary Tango
Author:  elrhiarhodan
Rating:  R
Characters/Pairing: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer, Tim/Matt
Fandom:  White Collar, White Collar RPS
Spoilers: S3.05 - Veiled Threat
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Men Dancing
Word Count: ~1000
Summary: Tim practices the tango and Matt decides to join it. Originally written for Promptfest VI - for coffeethyme4me’s prompt - Tango.


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( The dance studio was semi-dark, the lights from the New York City skyline reflecting in the floor-to-ceiling mirrors, interrupted only by the waist-high barre. )

Title: Three Chapters in an Epic Never Written
Author:  elrhiarhodan
Rating:  R
Characters/Pairing: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer
Fandom:  White Collar RPF/RPS
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: UST, RPS
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: If they’re not careful, it can all go wrong.


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( The nights were the worst.  )

Ovaries Exploded - CHECK

Title: Deep Breathing Exercises
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 025 – Breath/Breathe
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: (I) Tim DeKay (Fantasy Tim/Matt), (II) ??? (Fantasy Tim/Matt)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 x 2 Exactly (Lungs come in pairs, too)
Summary: Fantasies are supposed to be harmless, right?

Deep thanks to coffeethyme4me for the idea for the second part.

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( He thinks about it all the time now. It’s become a bona fide obsession. )

Title: A Pinch of Fantasy
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 024 - Nipples
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (fantasy Tim DeKay/Matt Bomer, Matt/Simon)
Spoilers/Episode References: 2.15 (Powerplay)
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300x2 Exactly
Summary: Matt lets his brain wander where it will, and finds himself in dangerous territory. A sequel of sorts to Slowly Going Insane and Shirts and Skins.

This is a double because nipples come in pairs.

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( Filming tomorrow includes yet another shirtless scene.  )

Title: Meet Cute
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: PG
Characters: Matt Bomer, Simon Halls
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~700
Summary: This little fangirl’s take on just how did Matt and Simon meet.

For my dearest friend photoash, written for the prompt in her journal a few months ago.

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(  He knows he's good looking, almost too good looking, and there's no shame it that.  )

Title: Friday Night Blues
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: PG
Characters: Matt Bomer, Simon Halls, Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: ~450
Summary: Matt’s facing a long weekend alone in New York. Or is he?

For my dearest friend photoash, because she was having a very bad day.

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(  It was Friday, cool and rainy and so very April in New York.  )

Title: Kinky Freak
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words - Prompt 017 - Mouth
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (Simon Halls/Matt Bomer, Tim DeKay)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Matt has the strangest kink. Simon indulges him. Tim’s amused.

For my dear friend, photoash. Just because.

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(  He didn’t have to tell Simon, he already knew.  )

Title: Mr_Satchmo Writes Peter/Neal Porn
Author: lj user=Elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17 (for the interior fic)
Characters: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer; (in the fic - Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey; Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: RPF with FanFic; Foot!Porn; Private Sexual Acts in Public Places, Condoms, Blackmail; Banter; Misplaced iPhones, LJ Usernames; extreme abuse of the W/E/T line.
Word Count: ~3100
Summary: Tim has a hobby that he shares only with his on-line friends.

( Tim’s in his dressing room, enjoying a rare long mid-day break from shooting. He’s got about two hours before he has to head back on set. He’s called Elisa, he’s spoken with the kids, and even though he was just home, he misses his family. They make life worth living. )

Title: Shirts and Skins
Author: elrhiarhodan
Rating: R
Fandom: White Collar - RPF
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer, Tim/Matt; Willie Garson, Marsha Thomason, Sharif Adkins, Ross McCall
Spoilers: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s RPS, but nothing explicit.
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: UST, pure, unadulterated UST. And a touch of The Lovin’ Spoonful. Set the night before Slowly Going Insane.


( Matt loves New York, particularly this time of year – when the brutal dog days of July and early August give way to the promise of cooler autumn nights. )

Title: Slowly Going Insane
Author:  elrhiarhodan
Rating: R 
Fandom:  White Collar - RPF
Characters/Pairings: Tim DeKay, Matt Bomer, Tim/Matt
Spoilers: 2.14 - Payback
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: It’s RPF, but nothing explicit.
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: No scene is ever done in a single take. You do it over and over and over again. Every scene, all the time. Even when your co-star, the one you’ve been lusting over, is throwing himself into your arms.

Author’s Notes: Russell is Russell Fine, the director for 2.14. He’s also the series’ Director of Photography.

( His shooting schedule has been brutal this week, and the five day long heat wave doesn’t help matters either. )

Was surfing through the new Mac App store this evening, and an app called Comic Life caught my eye.  I was going to buy it for shits and giggles, but remembered that I may have already bought it.  I did - it came with a software bundle I got a few years ago.  So i finally tried it out, and played with some of the newly released pics.

Like I said - I am a dork and a geek.

I am shameless...




(original courtesy of www.mattbomerfan.com

Look closely...it's not the picture you think it is. And if you think I am shameless, I've got nothing on these pigeons. 

Friends, I am sorry that it's taken so long to finish this write up.  Friday was DAY FROM HELL at work, and I barely had 5 minutes to call my own, let alone a block of time long enough to organize the rest of my thoughts.  This weekend was taken up with finishing the Leather!Kink piece that I submitted to FicFinishing (it's done and in beta, whew!) and a little downtime from the writing.  I did buy a white linen trilby at a craft show...and I admit to doing it because it was tres Neal...and I look pretty good in hats.

(Pictures and very minor spoilers - same as in Part I of my write up - under the cut)

( My Day At A White Collar Location Shoot - Part II - Or How A Fangirl Comes This Close To Becoming A Stalker )

A some pictures and exceedingly minor spoilers under the cut.


( A Day On Location with White Collar - or What A Fangirl will Do To Get Close to the Objects of Her Affection )

Sorry, my friends, for the delay in getting this last set posted here.  There are a few pictures of Matt getting up and leaving, and he looks (to me, at least), like he's getting ready to bust a move.



There are also pictures of Marsha Thomason from after the event.  I don't know any of the people she was posing with.  I was just shooting and hoping to get something decent.

Enjoy!

Pets them all

White Collar Comes Clean – The Paley Center Event – PART II

There is something magical about the cast of White Collar. It’s more than just the chemistry between the principals, the excellent supporting cast, the sparkling writing, or the use of New York City as another main character. The magic begins with their genuine decency as human beings and the generosity they have towards the fans of the show. I first noted this when I saw some video of the L.A. Paley Event, and everything I observed on Monday night confirmed my initial impression.
( White Collar Comes Clean – The Paley Center Event – PART II )



White Collar Comes Clean – The Paley Center Event

There is something magical about the cast of White Collar. It’s more than just the chemistry between the principals, the excellent supporting cast, the sparkling writing, or the use of New York City as another main character. The magic begins with their genuine decency as human beings and the generosity they have towards the fans of the show. I first noted this when I saw some video of the L.A. Paley Event, and everything I observed on Monday night confirmed my initial impression.

( White Collar Comes Clean – The Paley Center Event - PART I )



Hi guys...been working on the pictures most of the night.  Got them all color corrected and most of them are cropped.  I think I had one of the best seats in the house.  Most of my shots of Matt and Tim - it's like they are looking right at me.

Those will go up tomorrow.  The ones in this photoset (on flickr) are mostly of Tim outside the Paley Center signing autographs.

There are a few extra special goodies in here too!

A thumbnail, to wet your appetite.

I am so in love with these guys...funny, generous, super-intelligent.  I hope USA makes the whole stream available, I want to watch it again. 

Matt seems very tightly controlled, but Tim - he's like a 6 year old boy.  Can't sit still...

And the canon, the canon that's coming - OMFG - I could just DIE.

Flailing, yes, I am flailing - light years beyond squee!

Oh happy, happy, happy.