Obscene Circus Ponies and Other Massive Erections

White Collar Ficlet - These Are the Ways of Holding On (MMOM 019 - Front)

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:18:56 GMT

Title: These Are the Ways of Holding On
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 019 - Front
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic, Mild D/s, Mild Orgasm Denial
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: In this position, Neal is given a choice.

A/N: Many thanks to coffeethyme4me for giving me the spark for this story.

( They are kneeling on the bed and Peter cradles Neal in his arms. They are like pornographic spoons - his front pressing again Neal’s back. )

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Meme - Pick Your Favorite

Sat, 19 May 2012 14:35:52 GMT

All the cool kids are doing it...and I will too.

What's your favorite story that you've written? Comment with it here and then do this meme on your own journal!

I actually didn't play quite by the roolz when I posted to dmk0064/Winterstar's journal (I posted three - bad me), so you can give me between one and three stories in any fandom.

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White Collar Ficlet - Money Shot (MMOM 018 - Back)

Fri, 18 May 2012 18:22:44 GMT

Title: Money Shot
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 018 - Back
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Elizabeth Burke (El/Sara, Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Elizabeth makes a video for Sara’s birthday.

A/N – For all my flisties who asked for this – I hope it delivers!

( El wasn’t sure why she started this thing with Sara. )

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White Collar Fic - It's All Fun and Games

Fri, 18 May 2012 13:05:35 GMT

Title: It’s All Fun and Games
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth, Neal/Peter, Neal/Elizabeth
Spoilers: S2.11 - Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Shameless PWP with a side of crack.
Word Count: ~1100
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me
Summary: Neal and Peter and Elizabeth are on a bit of a sexual merry-go-round, and who knows where it’s going to stop. A remix of lionessvalenti’s story Forbidden for Reverse Remix: The Comment Edition

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( It was really rather awful what they were doing to each other. There was no excuse for it. Except that it was fun. )

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Signal Boost: Reverse Remix, The Comment Edition

Thu, 17 May 2012 21:55:46 GMT

Hey folks!

Discovered something really cool on my DW reading pane – the Reverse Remix, The Comment Edition, being run by bessemerprocess.It’s an interesting and novel comment fic challenge that takes the concept of a remix and spins it around and around.

You list your fandoms
You list what you don’t want to remix
You list how many remixes you’re going to do

The remixed stories need to fit into a single entry on DW (which is 10,000 characters).

You also go through the listing on the challenge page, find writers who write in your fandom, have available stories and give them a story of your own to remix.

My entry is here

I’m remixing for White Collar, naturally. And Lewis and Sherlock and Grimm. No scat or watersports, no torture or graphic non-con either, but everything else is fair game.

And I’m going to do just three stories.

So, come and ask me to rewrite something for you. It’ll be fun!!!!!!!!

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White Collar Ficlet - Happy Birthday, Sara Ellis (MMOM 017 - Thighs)

Thu, 17 May 2012 16:56:07 GMT

Title: Happy Birthday, Sara Ellis
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 017 - Thighs
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Sara Ellis (Peter/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Sara enjoys her birthday present.

( The package arrived with the early Fed Ex delivery and sat on her desk for a few hours before she had time to look at it. )

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White Collar Ficlet - In His Arms (MMOM 016 - Arms)

Thu, 17 May 2012 00:46:43 GMT

Title: In His Arms
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 016 - Arms
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: S1.01 - Pilot, S1.05 - The Portrait
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Stroke!Fic - some good old fashioned S1 UST.
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Neal’s taken aback by Peter’s unexpected physical gifts.

( It was maddening, really. Peter wasn’t supposed to be this god on earth. He wasn’t supposed to have a chest and arms that Superman would envy. )

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White Collar RPS Ficlet - Hungry Like the Wolf (MMOM 015 - Head)

Wed, 16 May 2012 00:48:50 GMT

Title: Hungry Like The Wolf
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 014 – Head
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Matt, Tim/Matt
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Tim can no longer compartmentalize after Mattie shares his fantasies.

A sequel to Morning Has Broken and A Highly Inappropriate Distraction, and Tender is the Night.

( It had been three days since Mattie had shared his dirty fantasy. )

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White Collar Ficlet - A Simple Gold Band (MMOM 014 - Hands)

Mon, 14 May 2012 21:17:05 GMT

Title: A Simple Gold Band
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 014 – Hands
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Peter /Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: This is a timestamp for my Repeal fic - Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell/Don’t Ask, Don’t Care, where Peter contemplates the sensual possibilities of his wedding band. Blame rabidchild67 for this one.

( Peter looked at the band on his right hand. It’s plainer and wider that his first wedding ring. This one was for the real deal, forever. )

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White Collar RPS Ficlet - Tender is the Night (MMOM 013 - Tender)

Mon, 14 May 2012 20:36:07 GMT

Title: Tender is the Night
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 013 – Tender
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character) Matt, Tim/Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Tim is both aroused and troubled by Matt’s fantasies. A sequel to Morning Has Broken and A Highly Inappropriate Distraction.

( Tim listens, appalled and more aroused than he’s ever been in his life as Mattie tells him all about his dirty fantasy. )

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Sun, 13 May 2012 00:01:07 GMT

Title: A Highly Inappropriate Distraction
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 012 – Rough
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character) Matt, Tim/Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 1000, Exactly
Summary: A sequel to yesterday’s smutty amuse-bouche, Morning Has Broken. Matt can’t get the morning’s fantasy out of his head and everyone is concerned about his distracted behavior on set.

A/N: A much belated birthday present fic for my friend elainasaunt, who was just the tiniest bit miffed at the brevity of yesterday’s ficlet. Sorry I couldn’t work “green” into this story. :D

( Matt should have known better. This morning’s interlude left a permanent impression on his psyche. )

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White Collar RPS Ficlet - Morning Has Broken (MMOM 011 - Mellow)

Fri, 11 May 2012 21:51:43 GMT

Title: Morning Has Broken
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 011 – Mellow
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar RPS
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Matt Bomer (as a fictional character), Tim DeKay (as a fictional character), Simon Halls (as a fictional character) Matt, Tim/Matt/Simon
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Matt enjoys waking up.

( The morning sun coming through the window made him mellow – mellower than a night of spectacularly illicit sex. )

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Season 4 Promo Pics

Fri, 11 May 2012 19:22:46 GMT

Many thanks to my dear friend, doctor_fangeek, for making my Friday afternoon very special (and she herself is a very special person).

The USA Website has a whole new gallery of promo pictures for all of their shows, a series of gorgeous black and white photos taken by Nigel Parry. But to make everyone's life easier, I'm providing them here:

WARNING: Images below the cut WILL BLOW AWAY YOUR OVARIES, regardless of your position on the Kinsey scale.

( More, more more. )

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The Eleven Questions Meme

Fri, 11 May 2012 14:39:47 GMT

Ganked from my bestie, coffeethyme4me and from secretsolitaire

1. Post the rules.
2. Answer my eleven questions in an entry on your own journal, and then pose your own.
3. Answer the questions on other people’s memes in comments.
4. Have fun!

1. Name something you really like about yourself.
I like my lips. And my eyes.

2. What’s a sure-fire kink (if well-written in a fic) that will send you to your bunk?
The gentle exercise of power. And UST.
And boots. Yeah. Boots.

3. What was your first car?
An Oldsmobile Achieva S. It was red.

4. What was the last book you read and did you like it?
J.D. Robb’s Celebrity in Death. Not my favorite in the series, but it was enjoyable.

5. What’s your favorite breakfast?
American cheese omelet with really good sausage.

6. What’s the last thing that really touched you?
My friend’s poetry.

7. Pick a White Collar actor to have sex with then tell me if you’d Top or bottom.
Tim DeKay, and any way he wants.

8. What’s something you’d change about your life right now if you could?
I’d have more time.

9. What do like best in nature? Ocean, mountains, rivers, prairie, etc?
Mountains and dramatic skies.

10. Tell me one of your proudest moments.
The day I went for a job interview and was hired on the spot.

11. What was your last white lie?
Telling my finance manager that I really didn’t notice the massive zit on his chin.

And now for my eleven questions:

1. What is the one story that you go back and reread over and over again?

2. What is your favorite place in the world?

3. Who would you want to meet if you could, living or dead?

4. What is your favorite creative act?

5. What is your favorite type of music, and would you give me a rec, please?

6. Who has a better ass, Matt Bomer or Tim DeKay?

7. What makes you really, really angry?

8. Azaleas, daisies, sunflowers or peonies?

9. What was the last movie you saw, and do you think I’d like it?

10. What was your favorite stuffed animal’s name when you were a child?

11. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Cut and paste into your posting:

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White Collar Ficlet - Relearning (MMOM 10 - Wet)

Fri, 11 May 2012 00:48:25 GMT

Title: Relearning
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 010 - Wet
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Elizabeth Burke (Pre Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Reference to non-canonical injuries
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Elizabeth rediscovers herself, finds her own safety.

Note: This is a timestamp to my epic Love Is As Rich As the Sea, wherein Neal is an ancient selkie recently reunited with his sentient skin, Peter has an erratic psychometric gift, and Elizabeth was badly injured by Keller during her kidnapping (he broke her wrist, no sexual abuse). At the end of the original story, Elizabeth tells Peter she wants to go to Neal’s - because nothing bad ever happened to her there. She gets into Neal’s bed, with his skin draped around her naked body.

( The pain medication left her feeling floaty, detached. Not quite connected to her physical self. That was okay, since her body wasn’t a happy place right now. )

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White Collar Ficlet - A Sticky Situation (MMOM 009 - Sticky)

Wed, 09 May 2012 14:21:08 GMT

Title: A Sticky Situation
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 009 – Sticky
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Diana Barrigan (Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Elizabeth Burke, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Except for more Stroke!Fic, just some voyeurism and oral pleasure
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Diana makes an intriguing discovery.

( Honestly, Diana never thought that she’d be aroused by a guy. Or even worse, two guys. )

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The "What Am I Writing Now" Meme

Wed, 09 May 2012 01:16:21 GMT

Because never let it said I have an original thought in my brain, I'm following in the footsteps of my dearest rabidchild67.

What am I working on?

1 - There are still 23 days left for the Merry Month of Masturbation, so that means 23 more ficlets. I may double up during the week and do a few for other fandoms (gasp!), but the first call on my stroke!fic will always be White Collar.

2 - Running Hot II - There's a prompt for Lewis, where Robbie gets the flu and James takes care of him. The prompter wanted a lot of UST. I am on that like white on rice, babe!

3 - WCpairing - I still have to pick my prompt. There are so many wonderful ones to chose from.

4 - White Collar H/C's Whumpapalooza - I'm going to expand on the Neal in Solitary thing I wrote last January, where he loses his mind. It'll be an A/U where he doesn't run and Kramer takes him to D.C. But Kramer needs to break him, first. Dun dun dun...

5 - White Collar Big Bang - It's a crossover with Lewis. Let's just say that Neal finds a long stolen manuscript that belongs to the University. For various reasons, he and Peter get to go to Oxford. They meet Robbie and James. Hijinks and UST ensue.

6 - The rest of The Cold, Empty Pulse of Night. It's mostly written, in neat 300 words bites.

I've also got a bunch of stories in progress:

1 - The coming out story for The Wonder(ful) Years 'verse.

2 - My own continuation of dmk0064's Empathia 'verse.

3 - More Danger'verse

4 - A bunch of promised ficlets from my last two memes.

5 - Vet!Neal, my story for the AU Big Bang that I dropped out of. It's already 12k, but I just can seem to get back into it. Some of my friends, sadly, were skeptical about the idea and weren't too interested in reading it as a WIP, so that sort of makes me feel like no one's going to want to read it and why waste the energy. But my bestie, Coffeethyme, won't let it die. Maybe it will be done by Christmas?

6 - And the long-aborning Stripper!Neal fic. It's still sitting in my WIPs folder. Maybe I'll use Magic Mike as research.

Add in there Vampire World and all the timestamps I want to write for We Shall Come Home, the rest of Cat!Peter, and I may as well just give up any idea of having a life!

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White Collar Ficlet - Reveling In the Persistent Darkness (MMOM 008 - Slick)

Tue, 08 May 2012 16:57:40 GMT

Title: Reveling In the Persistent Darkness
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 008 - Slick
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: More Stroke!Fic, Barebacking, Dry-fucking, Biting, kissing. That’s a lot of kink in 300 words.
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: There are nights when their darker natures take hold.

A/N – Sometimes prompts go pear-shaped and I end up writing the opposite of what I intended. But that’s the value of inspiration, and I have to say that this one’s a little on the extreme side for me. The story is dedicated to my bestie, coffeethyme4me, just because she’s feeling better, and just because she asked.

( Neal worried at the bruise forming on his lip. Peter kissed him hard, biting down until it was just on the right side of pain. )

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Go Play Where the Wild Things Are - Maurice Sendak (1928 - 2012)

Tue, 08 May 2012 13:41:30 GMT

Maurice Sendak died today.

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White Collar Ficlet - The Cold Empty Pulse of Night (3 / ?)

Mon, 07 May 2012 20:45:08 GMT

Title: The Cold, Empty Pulse of Night - Part 3 / ?
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Elizabeth Burke (Peter Burke), Peter/Elizabeth
Prompt #074 - Cold
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 – Exactly
Summary: Elizabeth wakes up alone, again. She can’t help but worry.
Beta Credit: coffeethyme4me

Part One | Part Two

( Part Three Here )

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White Collar Ficlet - Pressing Insight (MMOM 007 - Push)

Mon, 07 May 2012 16:17:10 GMT

Title: Pressing Insight
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 007 - Push
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: More Stroke!Fic
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Peter knows just what buttons to push. The flip side to yesterday’s ficlet, Pull – Magnetic North.

( He pulls me along, all the time. A hand tugging at me, guiding me; setting me in place. But he pushes me, too. )

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White Collar Ficlet - Magnetic North (MMOM 006 - Pull)

Sun, 06 May 2012 22:48:02 GMT

Title: Magnetic North
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 006 - Pull
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Peter Burke, Neal Caffrey (Elizabeth Burke), Peter/Elizabeth/Neal
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Peter’s attraction to Neal is a force of nature.

( He pulls me like I’m a pile of iron filings and he’s magnetic north. It’s always been that way. )

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White Collar Ficlet - Shame is Overrated (MMOM 005 - Incautious)

Sat, 05 May 2012 16:41:07 GMT

Title: Shame is Overrated
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 005 - Incautious
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Elizabeth Burke (Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter, or more likely, Peter/Elizabeth/Neal)
Spoilers/Episode References: None
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: Fantasy Dub-con/Non-con
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Elizabeth would like to make her fantasy a reality.

( Elizabeth lets her hand drift down her body. She’s got the house to herself today and if she wants to masturbate in the living room, she will. )

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White Collar Ficlet - Smallclothes (MMOM 004 - Underpants)

Fri, 04 May 2012 19:18:58 GMT

Title: Smallclothes
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 004 - Underpants
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Neal/Peter
Spoilers/Episode References: S2.11 – Forging Bonds
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: More Suit!Porn
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Neal’s imagination is only limited by reality.

A/N: This is the only prompt repeated from MMOM 2011, because my dearest rabidchild67 asked for another strokefic about the funniest word in the English language – underpants.

( To say that Agent Burke intrigued him was a vast understatement. Neal may have tweaked him with that lime sucker, but it was Neal’s imagination that was tweaked. )

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White Collar Ficlet - A Wool-Silk Blend (MMOM 003 - Suits)

Thu, 03 May 2012 13:02:33 GMT

Title: A Wool-Silk Blend
For: MMOM - Thirty (One) Dirty Words 2012 - Prompt 003 - Suits
Author: elrhiarhodan
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Neal Caffrey
Spoilers/Episode References: S3.16 - Judgment Day
Warnings/Enticements/Triggers: None
Word Count: 300 Exactly
Summary: Of all his reunions, this one may be Neal’s favorite

( There are very specific things Neal misses about his life in New York (and Peter, Elizabeth and the Harvard Crew are not things, they’re people). )

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